Astalavista

Rp life

2011-11-18T00:02:00.001+08:00

im back into blogging i guess!!!

welcome home !!!

tumblr!

2010-09-10T11:46:00.001+08:00

Migrated to http://thechineseboythatspeaksmalay.tumblr.com/

LOVE

2010-07-18T06:04:00.002+08:00

Happy with my life and my darling, she is one really sweet fella. sleeping soundly right beside me i could stay awake the whole night just to see her sleeping. i love u dear more than u ever think i do.

with truckloads of love, hugs and kisses

Finally

2010-07-07T14:22:00.002+08:00

Hi peeps i had a really long break i have decided to blog again.
things have been pretty fine for me i suppose.
we'll see whats coming up.
erm i guess alot had happened for the past few weeks, still i think i shouldn't bother me anymore

2009-12-24T15:04:00.000+08:00

i`ll update soon if there is anyone still viewing my blog pls leave a tagg.

long long long holiday

2009-10-03T21:09:00.002+08:00

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone..

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

been having my own time doing things i like
lego
pictures
friends
bikecycles
<3

Never worry about the next day cause it will forever be a mystery

The strangers lies

2009-08-13T13:28:00.003+08:00

well u still come back here uh.
thats great,
u`re still believing n the lies u made up.
she has a bf.
the trust isn`t there.
trusted someone else.
jus disappointed over u.
Thats all,
i don`t really need u in my life.
One day u`ll realise.
keep that in your mind.

Finally passed my car threoy,
wheez.
i`m happy.
i text alot ppl?
its mass msges to friends weekly monthly?
u wouldn`t trust me anyway.
suit yourself.
its saddening,
i`ve got my friends here with me,
all the best to u tc.

Sweet tales of last summer

2009-08-11T13:03:00.003+08:00

well,
had been neglecting school for awhile,
exam is coming,
nothing is going into my head.
Yet so much relationship problems,
maybe thats single life buzy with girls.
single life has been pretty awesome.
Tifa is one of a kind slenger,
wonder why girls i hit on are so weird.

Went pulau Ubin ytd with OAC bunch,
its pretty great,
and last 7 survivors went cycling,
it a wet day but it turned out fun.
and went to changi had dinner and headed back.
Pulau Ubin is a very peaceful place.
should be there more often.
did alot of reflection during free time,
therefore,i was quiet.

Days are getting better without her,
not that she sucks,
i do still care not just about her but her family,
idk why .
i`m worried about tt little rascal ha!
u got a bf now but remember what i told u uh.

(just some tots in my mind which seems true*)
said that i was ur best bf?
said that it was ur worst relationship.
Said that u love me?
Went off with another guy.
Said that he was ur friend?
you fell for him.
You trust me?
you trust him more.
A girl like u doesn`t really have an impact on me.
say when u were with me u don`t contact other guys?
So...when u were with ur other ex...u contacted other guys?
a leopard will never changes its spots.
ur friends doesn`t trust me?
u made them not to.
If only u told me u liked someone else,
i`d just let u go as long as u`re happy.
Don`t need to make up stories and make me sound like an asshole.

I wish u all the best,
ur 'n' levels
happy birthday in advance.
u wan ur stuff back?
come get it or i`ll just meet rascal.

Call my hair bangs

2009-08-05T00:04:00.003+08:00

Beginning to love tt hair of mine.
its simply Moddish,
Derick the great.
Met Tifa she is sweet.
i like the way she looks.
din get to meet Dirah she went wid Cameloo.
Lets just say Tifa was my childhood crush.
hahaha living under the same roof for more than 10 years?
its the first time i talked to her.
=p i like.

Tifafafafa<3
lets take a plane tomorrow.

Matrimonio de amor

2009-08-03T23:41:00.003+08:00

I hope we`ll stay like this forever,
stay strong uh silly,
i`ll always be there if u need me.
So much i wanna tell u,
haa maybe one day i`ll tell u what i wanna say.
but tt one day might not come.
U`re more than a friend
more than a sister
more than a girlfriend
just someone special.
just stay like this forever.

Kiss+Ass=Goodbye

2009-07-28T14:09:00.002+08:00

Trallala feeling much better now.
Frankly i`ve been trough worst than this.
I wanna thanks everyone for their support,
espically that little secret agent of mine.
I miss u, cuzzie and that little rascal alot.
we`ll meet soon.(secretly ha!)
As days goes by, memories is washed away in the rain.
The sky cry for me.
I won`t try i`ll just follow the flow.
If its fated we shall meet again,
i don`t hate u,
i can`t get angry,
i`m just too nice to people.
I love my fellow friends,
Sholy,Dirah,Nat,Hanis,Faiz(not really sometimes),that OAC bunch and my little agent not forgetting that darling Ifah.
I realise too to love someone with brains not to love someone blindly.

I`m sorry school and bedroom i`ve been neglecting u guys i`ll be back.

HAPPINES COMES WITHIN YOU ITS ALL IN YOUR MIND.

I read minds

2009-07-24T11:01:00.003+08:00

Well u got another guy,
what can i do,
just wait till u get it uh.
U would rather trust someone then me,
i bet u hate me so much now
and
that explains the lost of trust.
all i can do is jus wait till
u know u`ve been in the wrong road.

This message may be called a road sign of warning. Some may look at a sign that reads—THE BRIDGE IS OUT, and say, "Oh, someone is just trying to scare us into taking another road; let’s go on the same way." They go on and plunge to their death. The sign was not meant to scare people, but to warn them of impending danger. The sign was put there, because someone cared and didn’t want others to perish.

how ironic but true.
human nature is like this.
so much i wanna say but,
its kinda useless to say it now.
i still love u for who u`re
i hate u for ur guts and attitude.
Take care when i`m not around.
Not all guys out there are good.
i don`t bother to explain anymore.
i`ll just say that i never cheat on u.
up to u to believe.
when a heart breaks it doesn`t breaks evenly and
when u love someone wholeheartedly,
don`t expect that fellow to love u back the same.
everything will be alright one day.

p.s. If u`re still here reading all this,
means that u still care,
u can write a thousand lies about me.
i won`t blame u, u`re still young.
but don`t lie to urself.

sillyness,speechless

2009-07-21T01:33:00.002+08:00

Farah,
maybe now whatever i tell u, u won`t believe me also.
idk what to do with u. why did u get up set over someone else, i already told u
at the end of the day just come back to me.
i swear upon my life that i only love u, and dirah is just a friend
i was already close to her before that and when we go out its always not just the both of us there is always many friends around i just need u to believe me this once.
why would i even to bother if u don`t mean anything to me, if u don`t like it just tell me.
idk i really really put myself into this relationship.
u just don`t see it. if i was having someone behind u think i care to explain?
u`re plain stubborn and silly.
have a little faith in me at least.
listening to what i gotta say won`t kill rite.

2009-07-19T17:31:00.003+08:00

Farah believe it or not
u`re the only one i care for
i`m tired saying so much stuffs to u
i just need u to believe me
it might be a little hard cause of what happened
take the risk give it a shot
u won`t know what will happen
i do love u its more than that 3 words
i`m sorry being an asshole
i din know my random stuff could hurt u so much
its just me how i talk?
don`t be angry
i`ll buy u lots of flower and loads of chocolates
i`m not gonna kill myself although i`m a little emo
being able to take care of u is something that keeps me alive
i`m sorry
i`d love you forever if u allowed
being angry give wrinkles
i`ll walk from jurong to woodlands if that is able to make u forgive me
u stole my heart away,
i can`t live without u
maybe i can but i`d drive me crazy
i jus wanna see u turn back and run to me
i wanna hold ur hands and tell u how much i love u.
lastly i`m silly
and u gotta teach me

t.a.p.i. i love u

Popsicle

2009-07-17T22:14:00.003+08:00

Here is someone that i really love alot and i mean alot.
She is my happy pill,she somehow irritates me.
Somehow i felt close to her in a special way.
Our relation start off jus like that as plain strangers.
When i first saw her, i was just a little bit shy like usual.
Soon after we clicked very well.
And guess what i bought her to wherever i go to.
Even if majority is my friends.
And even if i didn`t spent much time with her alone.
Infact there wasn`t really much of dating but more of going out together and get to know each other friends.
I did many things i never did before?
Buying flowers for girls?-she was the first.
Going to her house in the morning from Bedok to Woodlands?She is the first.
Getting Chocolates,Apple juices,Sandwich for breakfast was something new.
Getting my piercings out even my mom couldn`t?-She managed to.(i gave in btw)
Crazily sneaking into Malaysia without my parents knowing and stayed for 4days?
Overnight at ECP cycling like a bull supposedly to ton but fell asleep?
Having someone sister sticking to me like a chewing gum.
Staying over at her house with almost all her relatives?
Getting bitten?-It hurts more than anything u can imagine.
Having a girl to treat me to food and all.
Meeting all her friends in cheer which i felt so awkward at first.
She being angry and me doing the dumbest stuff jus to see her smile?
Wearing someone`s shorts so tight that almost suffocate my little bro?
There wouldn`t be enough space if i were to type everything out.
She is as cheeky as a monkey,
with teeth like vampire,
as clumsy as a hippo,
irritating like a cow.
leaving me with fun and laughter , peace and joy
weird and funky memories but kinda fun in someways.

Farah,

In just such a short time i believe u have not fully trust me, i`m thankful that i had a chance to develop a relationship with u and time spent with u was one of those happiest day although its a mus to be merajok with me every time u see me, u might be angry with me sometimes and i`m sorry about silly little unhappiness that happened.I know u`ve been pretty jealous about those friends i have out there but u`re the only one i felt comfortable with. I may not be as sweet as some others out there but do remember there is only one 'me'. I never gave in so much to people and i tried to be as sweet as i can be and use up all my tricks in making u laugh And its up to u whether to trust me or not.I won`t force you just follow your heart to wherever u think u would be happy.

I`ve never regretted knowing u.

T.a.p.i. I Love You

In a healthy relation couple that face a problem together is the strongest, because man and women are from different planets and do not always share the same views and so partners should not always expect to get the reaction they have in mind and staying as one instead of quarreling would allow both partners to understand or be able to see or feel what the opposite are feeling and thus it`ll bond their relationship more stronger.

Mooned

2009-06-08T22:33:00.002+08:00

Finally i`m back here.
its been awhile since i last updated.
many things happened as well as many events came up.
went partying at st.James ytd free flow drinks was awesome.
i pity those underages.
anyway thanks to Faris. (ahem u know i know)
i`ve been absent from school lately.
don`t really have the mood to study.
love affairs are complicated as usual.
having sleepless nights are getting usual.

Should be having a primary school gathering soon.
should be getting a girlfriend soon.
should be getting fit.
should be quitting smoking
should be sleeping soon.

goodnights bloggie.

long wait

2009-06-08T22:33:00.000+08:00

2009-05-22T14:53:00.000+08:00

2009-05-16T12:02:00.003+08:00

torn in the flesh

2009-05-13T23:27:00.002+08:00

fucking dip shit apparently my elder brother which is 4 yrs older than me uses his ass to think.
he is a fucking thorn in a flesh
he doesn`t know how irritating he gets
i had enough of him
anyone got vacant room for me to rent or better still to put me up?
no wonder his gf ditch him
girls out there his name is desmond chow and he is worst than a swine
girl dun trust him or whatever he is a pervert too!!!

2009-05-11T19:50:00.002+08:00

When it's cold, i think of you and things feel like old times
And the laughs we had warm me inside
my mind is at ease
when thinking of you and me

Had a fight on our last go round
No idea my world would come right down
With nothing left to hold
It crazy to know, you'd still be there

And I want you to know, I'll be here till my hair falls out
and shining when the lights burn out
I know it's been while but I can't help smile
When you turn my world upside down
Yes, I know it's been years since we've talked on the phone this long
And didn't say who was wrong
Let's try to make this right
I need some of you in my life

Take some time to reflect on the day that our friendship was set aside
By the words that got mixed up in my mind
A simple flaw is enough to destroy us all
I admit I was wrong, but dragging this out too long
Was enough for me to write this song
And say I'm sorry for all the things I've done.

And I want you to know, I'll be here till my hair falls out
and shining when the lights burn out
I know it's been while but I can't help smile
When you turn my world upside down
Yes, I know it's been years since we've talked on the phone this long
And didn't say who was wrong
Let's try to make this right
I need some of you in my life

When the lights burn out. . .

2009-05-09T19:06:00.001+08:00

2009-05-07T23:11:00.002+08:00

Broken heart and torn up letters.

sorry peoples not really in the mood to update,
hell loads to do,
packing of stuffs,
i wish to have a room of my own,
really tired with life,
how i wish i could pause it all right here,
love isn`t on my side,
lazy days.

sorry ppls i`ll update soon i promise.
F.Y.I i`ve got hell loads of photos to upload.
my lappie crashed!!!
there goes all my pretty pics,
those memories!!!

anyway tc guys thanks for the birthday wishes,
i`d like to thanks my friends for coming over the little bbq.
and the other bunch for the bdae party,
thanks alot.

with loves,
Chicken joe

2009-05-01T15:03:00.000+08:00

2009-04-25T14:57:00.003+08:00

She is 21 He is 23

2009-04-25T14:44:00.002+08:00

The girl in the picture is Katie Kirkpatrick, she is 21 . Next to her, her fiancé, Nick, 23. The picture was taken shortly before their wedding ceremony, held on January 11, 2005 in the US . Katie has terminal cancer and spend hours a day receiving medication. In the picture, Nick is waiting for her on one of the many sessions of chemo to end.

In spite of all the pain, organ failures, and morphine shots, Katie is going along with her wedding and took care of every detail. The dress had to be adjusted a few times due to her constant weight loss .

An unusual accessory at the party was the oxygen tube that Katie used throughout the ceremony and reception as well. The other couple in the picture are Nick's parents. Excited to see their son marrying his high school sweetheart.

Katie, in her wheelchair with the oxygen tube , listening to a song from her husband and friends.

At the reception, katie had to take a few rests. The pain did not allow her to stand for long periods .

Katie died five days after her wedding day. Watching a woman so ill and weak getting married and with a smile on her face makes us think.....

Happiness is reachable, no matter how long it lasts . We should stop making our lives complicated.

2009-04-17T23:10:00.001+08:00

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together of course.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

16. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!!

2009-04-17T23:07:00.000+08:00

2009-04-13T21:08:00.001+08:00

Belly Dancer

2009-04-10T19:17:00.003+08:00

The Starfish Story

While walking along a beach, an elderly gentleman saw someone in the distance leaning down, picking something up and throwing it into the ocean.

As he got closer, he noticed that the figure was that of a young boy, picking up starfish one by one and tossing each one gently back into the water.

He came closer still and called out, “Good morning! May I ask what it is that you are doing?”

The young boy paused, looked up, and replied “Throwing a starfish into the ocean.”

The old man smiled, and said, “I must ask, then, why are you throwing starfish into the ocean?”

To this, the young man replied, “The sun is up and the tide is going out. If I don’t throw them in, they’ll die.”

Upon hearing this, the elderly observer commented, “But, young boy, do you not realise that there are miles and miles of beach and there are starfish all along every mile? You can’t possibly make a difference!”

The young boy listened politely. Then he bent down, picked up another starfish, threw it into the back into the ocean past the breaking waves and said, “It made a difference for that one.”

2009-04-08T18:05:00.003+08:00

hi peoples its been a long while i last updated,
just came back from batam recently for community service
it was kinda fun over there
made many great friends there
and i`m sure i`ll be going over again soon
maybe during june holidays =)
shopping there is fun
but i only had few days to shop due to workload and
not much of the shopping only till the last day i shopped...
so over all it was fun and i miss friends in singapore
and guess what
singapore is a boring country to live in

ok now for some jokes which i found over the internet

A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?'

The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'

Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the tea ch er explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Boy: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Boy: '36'.

So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the third-grade. '

Ms Anna says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?' The principal and boy both agree.

Ms Anna asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: after a moment 'Legs.'

Ms Anna: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: 'Pockets.'

Ms Anna: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid'?
Boy: 'Coconut'

Ms Anna: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: 'Bubblegum'

Ms Anna: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?
The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer..
Boy: 'Shake hands'

Ms Anna: 'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, ok?'
Boy: 'Yep.'

Ms Anna: 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'
Boy: 'A tent'

Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense He took one large Vodka peg.
Boy: 'Wedding Ring'

Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork

Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Boy: Surname

Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Boy: 'Heart'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teach er : 'Send this boy to Stanford University ; I myself got all the answers wrong'.

Do you have the standard to get into Stanford??

hahaha bet u guys was thinking something else ehh!!
tata gotta go now
will be back soon to upload pictures!

2009-03-21T17:03:00.003+08:00

a must read
accidental websitenames

1. A site called "Who Represents" where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their website: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com

Hello i`m back grrr...
will be heading to batam soon haha
change my blogtemplates and alll enjoy while i go youtubbing
be back for another post

a mus watch!!!

2009-03-18T19:45:00.002+08:00

when it's cold, i think of you and things feel like old times
And the laughs we had warm me inside
my mind is at ease
when thinking of you and me

Had a fight on our last go round
No idea my world would come right down
With nothing left to hold
It crazy to know, you'd still be there

And I want you to know, I'll be here till my hair falls out
and shining when the lights burn out
I know it's been while but I can't help smile
When you turn my world upside down
Yes, I know it's been years since we've talked on the phone this long
And didn't say who was wrong
Let's try to make this right
I need some of you in my life

Take some time to reflect on the day that our friendship was set aside
By the words that got mixed up in my mind
A simple flaw is enough to destroy us all
I admit I was wrong, but dragging this out too long
Was enough for me to write this song
And say I'm sorry for all the things I've done.

And I want you to know, I'll be here till my hair falls out
and shining when the lights burn out
I know it's been while but I can't help smile
When you turn my world upside down
Yes, I know it's been years since we've talked on the phone this long
And didn't say who was wrong
Let's try to make this right
I need some of you in my life

When the lights burn out. . .

2009-03-11T01:16:00.002+08:00

Taurus Men

A quiet simple man, who can do something unexpected to shock you. Taurus man mostly medium tall, strong with good health, good strong body. When he talks, he likes to turn his head to one side on one direction. His body will be quite straight, facial structure tends to be square shape more than other shape. His eyes sparkle with liveliness. Even when he is in love, he is still a free wild bird.

He is sand in your palm, the more you want to hold it, it will slip out. If you stand and hold it still, it will stay that way. Don’t set the rules and draw a line for him, he will not stay. When you are with him, he will think only of you. But an hour later he could change his mind. He is very patient with other people, but very impatient with himself. His world always turning and it will not stop just because he loves you. If he up sets, he will show it right away.

If something has gone wrong, he will blame his own carelessness instead of blaming other people. He sincere to his friends even to some friends he does not like. He likes to do odd things and surprise other people. He could be fully dress in a nice suit and jump in the pool. He could slap your back so hard just to make you turn around to see he has flowers in his hand. He never wants to get too close with anyone for he thinks living in reality is living by yourself.

He does not care what people think when he behaves weird. He could be walking bare feet and laughing at people who laugh at him and think they are so narrow minded. He does not likes to follow conformity, but always want to search for new ventures, new mystery. He will interest in a life of a millionaire as much as a life of an old man selling newspaper on a sidewalk vendor. He like to search and analyze people and things.

He will analyze his friends or his girl friend, and once the mystery is gone, he will search for new puzzle to solve. He can not easily understand thing, so he will gradually learning about you till he fills up all his questions. He knows so many people, but he has a few friends. He looks for quality friends than quantity friends. He will be close with some friends shortly and move on. He always feel lonely even surround by many people.

He could create his own little world, and sometimes no one would understand him. He looks only for future and he thinks he lives for the future. He may wonder how many people think like he does, but he does not want to be like the others. He is a man with a conflict personality. He is a cool, understanding, and able to work well, and very artistic. Taurus man could be an artist. He could shock you as much as he is able to clam you down when you up set.

He is a free spirit who likes venture, but when he wants to be alone, do not touch him but to let him be. He won’t disappear from the crowds too long, he will be back. He will give you straight forward opinion or comments, but will never advice what he thinks you should do. He does not like people to tell him what he should do too. He thinks each individual dreams and thoughts should be very private.

He will use his brain not his body strength, so he will let other guys compete. He has a certain satisfactory in life and hate to force him in competition. He may seem careless, but actually he is a thinker and a stubborn one. He sees anything in details and not easily trusted people till he thinks he knows them well. You can just smile and he will think why and what are you smiling about, and if you are pretending. Once he trust you and accept you as a friend, no one can says other wise to change that for he will not listen to gossip.

He will be honest and sincere to his friends. He hates lies, so he will not tell you lie. If he finds it is necessary to lie, he will find other ways not to tell you or avoid telling you anything. If he really has to lie, you will never be able to tell that he is lying. He can really keep secrets, so you will hardly know that he is a lonely soul. If you want this kind of guy, you have to be an interesting person. He has to be curious about you. Hell for him is “No Freedom”, so if he marries you then you should know it is the biggest decision in his life. Always be interesting, and then you could have him beside you.

Deejaavuu

2009-03-08T01:44:00.002+08:00

2009-02-28T10:01:00.002+08:00

THIS IS A TRUE STORY. READ TO BELIEVE.

On September 20, 2006,
a young girl received a Chain Message on her facebook wall from a friend.
The message said that if she did not pass it on to 25 other friends,
she would have bad luck for the next 10 years.
It also said that her boyfriend would dump her,
she would fail all of her classes,
she would get bad karma,
she would never have a good love life,
and, worst of all,
she would definitely be murdered in her bed by the Chain Message Killer that very night. Unfortunately, this poor girl, for an unknown reason,
thought that she was above the Chain Message God,
and not only did she never send the message on to her friends,
she DELETED THE MESSAGE !!!!
Gasp. That same night,
she slept in her bed.
Nothing happened to her.
The End.

2009-02-24T22:04:00.000+08:00

Exam coming won`t be updating soon.

2009-02-15T17:46:00.002+08:00

Finally back into blogging its been awhile
much had happened
happy valentines btw
life pretty sucks now
i jus feel like sleeping and jus sleep
school is tiring
exams are coming my maths still sucks i seriously hope there is revision
rest of the subjects are fairly ok
moodless to do anything
bored
being single on valentines day really suck half my life
but nvm i went jamming with few good friends of mine
ha
moodlessssssss ZZzzzZzz
hell loads of overdue pictures
idk arg
and i mean alot.
ZZzzzz

tatatata

Paper flowers

2009-02-03T22:49:00.002+08:00

Well today has been a rather nice day,
time spent wisely
like a normal day i took bus to school
had maths class in then morning
and there was SW!!!
our class have not been exercising lately.
i pass my SW theory!!!

Next i went to makan
and bath in school when those ass stole my towel and boxers -.-
and i had to report to Macperson ite at 1
so i can skip class!!!
same goes for Ayu Dirah Adam and Rayyan
but those 2 fellas nvr come school
fake sick only think idk.

cab down there with jus Ayu Dirah and Mdm Fauzia
cos we had skit over there
had a pretty fun time there
watching other`s play
some were awesome
some was totally goner!!!

after that went to Bedok inter
went cash converter to look for amplifer
but Not avail
then went to library!!!
found the book i was looking for!!!
YAKUZA MOON!!!
a book i was waiting for MONTHS!!!
about a mafia daughter.

Next went walk around to shop with the 2 girl
while waiting for dad to transfer my money
many things happened *inserts events* hahah!!!
then went to KFC to eat
and met this cute girl!!!
she was at the counter
i din notice her until i ordered a drink and wanted to pay
and she refuse to take my money
giving me tt smile
so ayu and dirah helped me think of ideas
and in the end i made paper roses and wraped it up with a note
it was all made from tissue ok.
then i went to the counter
there was alot of ppl!!
but anyway i ask her foe tissue and went she pass it to me
i shove the bouquet to her *shys*
then i was GAAGGAGA!!!!
u know paiseh lah!!!
then we walk off.
standing outside KFC trying to wave her goodbye
then there was this china guy sitting right infront of the glass
thinking we were looking at him.
and he gave us tt innocent face!!!
hahah!!!
and so we spent like 1/2 hr trying to catch her attention
waving goodbye to her she was damn shy,
keeps looking away!!!
i swear!!!!
soo cute lah!!!
i bet she melted!!!

and so we headed home
i`m lazy to write more haha!!!
thanks ayu and dirah
love u 2 fellas

2009-02-02T19:27:00.003+08:00

We were high.
swirl of cigarette smoke.
a kiss without love.
Girls.

2009-01-30T22:24:00.002+08:00

They ain`t true
they are lies
don`t waste time.

-Cold hard truth-

I`ve been busy this few days
lazy to upload post too.
got a hell load of pictures now!!!

what to do....ZZzzz
new plan for life
i met this book
which help me alot
lovely book
by Adam Koo.

lastly,
Thanks Aishah
goodbye Lene
take care Iza
i miss Samantha.
that dumb Syafiqah
My friend Rayyan has a car
Adam rocks
Azuan owes me $5 hahah!!!
Yati as funny as ever
Turi as lame as ever
Jiawei and company-useless cum heartless.
love my family
matty poo is clever
Bhuwan~~

GONNA LEARN TO LOVE UR LIFE AS IT IS.

2009-01-21T22:01:00.000+08:00

tired
boreness
yawns
sleepy
i`ll update when i`ve the mood

2009-01-19T21:18:00.000+08:00

I`m tired .
I love you.
Silly.

Oh that Specs!

2009-01-16T11:24:00.003+08:00

Those silly cat eyes
behind that specs of urs,
the cute spider
on those pair of smooth hands,
that monster mouth
behind that small lips of urs,
that pair of long legs
with that short skirt of urs,
ur silly voice
ur smell
ur hair
how ur hands ruffles through my hair
those silly but sweet messages u sent me
the special feelings we had together
half the time we couldn`t hear what we were talking
cus both of us were talking so soft
i like it when u tickle me
when u hold my waist,
looking for my belly button
that ducky lips of urs
and i kinda like it when u could predict what i was doing
what emotion i was having
what reaction i had
i know its gonna be hard
but i`ll still go for it.
I.L.Y.
I`m there whenever u need me i promise
i`ll stand by u.

P.s. Secret feeling

2009-01-14T23:32:00.003+08:00

I want u more than anything,
u`ve been constantly running through my mnd
someone that made me worried all over.
i miss u
ur smell Laughs*
ur hands and those fingers of urs.
those small and mesmerizing eyes.
the small lips.
hahah am i repeating it all over again.
hahha i`m jus missing u alot
and kinda jealous RAWR*
hahah tts Cute ya.

i`m sleepy now
gonna turn in soon
life`s abit boring now
school and home thats all bout it
nothing exciting
except i`m fall in love....
tralalala
goodnight.

With loads of LOVES,
DERICK

2009-01-11T13:54:00.003+08:00

I never knew chasing pavements was so complicated
i`ve decide to chase it anyway

i.l.y.
and i kinda mean it.

i miss the smell of ur hair
ur small eyes
ur tiny lips
which wasn`t really tiny when u eat.
u`re always hungry
i remember u licking ur lips when u were sleeping,
i guess u were dreaming.

i miss the hugs u gave me
the kisses i blew on ur faces on ur forehead
and that dry lips of urs
nothing felt better when i`m with you.

If i could only stop the time and hold on to u,
i`ll never let go,
we`ll hit restart and pause it at our favorite parts,
and skip the goodbyes.
u run and i chase
GGame

i`m 6days late its kinda sad but somehow cute
don`t u think so?
i wanna keep u in my pocket
and make u mine
jus mine.-jus for me =)

i miss laughing gas.
i miss you
this is for you.
just for u
C:

Just for u Silly

2009-01-05T23:18:00.004+08:00

First day of school,
i wasn`t very lucky
my card was empty then i took bus
many things happened lazy to write.

But anyway i`m very happy as well today,
manage to talk to her.

Hope to see you soon

2009-01-04T17:51:00.002+08:00

School is starting tomorrow.
finally holidays is ending
back to school now
gonna study hard
so i`ll not be posting frequently i guess.

blog seems dead
i need to buy clothes.
nice pants
any ideas anyone?
call me if u wanna shop too
i need accompany.
shoping alone sucks.
there goes another day...
tata~

First post of the year.

2009-01-01T21:51:00.002+08:00

Goodbye 2008,
hello 2009

So fast, one year has passed
many things came into my mind.
Have u ask yourself what you had learn this few years?
Its a new beginning to start all things anew,
time to forget the past the bad...
just remember the happier times.

I had been very mean
so i hope u peoples would forgive me
and all the best for this new start.

I`m on hiatus mode
Look Out For ME @ Haji Lane #63 (Going Om)

i love u peoples
do tagg
my blog feels lifeless.

2008-12-29T17:46:00.000+08:00

Quited the job
kinda free now
heading down to haji lane almost everyday
cool isn`t it
learn to play fire poi now
monday is close but i`m heading there to check it out
hopefully barry opens the shop
2008 coming to an end
ok cool
where are we going on nye?
any plans?
text me +6591164406

PatPat

2008-12-26T15:01:00.004+08:00

C`mon everybody shake ur ass
christmas over new year coming
cool...holidays ending
been busy this few weeks due to some work
and activities....
been to haji lane almost everyday
tired due to work
anyway had a nice day on chrstmas eve
had bbq at haji lane
food there was awesome
then cabbed down to jianglei house
had some mahjong till morning then went sleep...

on christmas i baked cookies at home
corin came over to borrow oven
and in the end it was me who bake those cookies
it turns out pretty well!
headng down to haji lane later
anyway some pictures for u guys =D
i know u peeps misses me ahhaha!!!

2008-12-14T21:13:00.006+08:00

Bitter sweet memories

Bitter sweet memories,
Found a job thanks to my friend
the shop belongs to his uncle

cool isn`t it.
The pay wasn`t bad either.

Went haji-lane ytd
wasn`t as popular as before
crowd wasn`t there anymore.
But there was a few shop that was new there.
Went shisha at Amirah`s grill
headed down to going OM
played with fire poi*
there were also a few new equipment which i nvr played before.

Anyway i dyed my hair blonde
i`m happy with it but not my parents
and credits to Rayyan and Faiz.
Brothera for life ahhah
not forgetting Adam too tt fella that doesn`t like school
ha!!!
thats all for today peeps enjoy the pictures.

Burn those birds

Pepsi

Cheeky

Foots

Culture love

All for today.

HOLY !@#$%^&*(

2008-12-06T18:35:00.000+08:00

photos please!!!

2008-12-04T21:25:00.011+08:00

Firstly all i wana say is this gonna be a

hell long post.(of photos)enjoy*

Humpery the dogs love Dora

dark cherry blah blah blah

Sleezy

2008-11-29T14:46:00.002+08:00

hiyah...
went for gig at home club yesterday
didn`t went in though
went to skate park with louis and friends
knew a new guy ali who was real funny
stayed out till morrning
my uncle pass away today
i wasn`t very close to him so...

ya didnt feel like posting today
kinda bored haha
tired of blogging
and also because i didn`t have pictures to post so was a lil lazy
i cut my hair =D
not much difference actually
haha
anyway i found some videos on youtube the reason to post today
so i see no reason y u ppl shouldn`t finnish watching the clip

enjoy!

CRASH

2008-11-26T20:14:00.003+08:00

Many things happened
went St james hell PACKED
no place to dance
there were girls loads of em
saw Sya and Hyder many things happen
went back in the morning suppose to go sentosa
but last min cocked up
so went school instead...
thats all some pictures for u ppls =D

2nd post for the day

2008-11-24T21:18:00.006+08:00

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'

DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.

SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'

The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.

'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. -Barbara Lee Huiying ---http://2272272533.blogspot.com/

Ok next will be some photos for view i know u peoples miss my face bahahah

Featuring Becky Wacky Twacky Saggy

Snap!!!

Monkey boy

Yankee

candid!

best friend

see he is so handsome

Ladybug boy

Nadhirah

Away

2008-11-24T10:57:00.002+08:00

life`s been sucha such
morning laziness to go school
school ends late
friendster got boring
blog wasn`t fun either
can`t wait for holiday
can`t wait to blonde my hair!!!
in school now teacher are sucker
i`m bored to the verge of death
sleepy weepy sleezy
i hate my hair now long and ugly
gonna cut it soon
someone accompany me pls
tracks of randomness
ok this is so looking like a song lyric
trallala
i miss Nuriza
i miss Dina
i miss Aishah
i miss Ifah
i miss Cherie
i miss Kina
i miss Fieka
i miss Syafiqah
i miss Patricia
not much of guys though hahah!!
bored sleepy
in school
daa!!!

MIA

2008-11-16T18:42:00.002+08:00

sorry peoples
mia for some while
kinda buzy and lazy
din have the mood to blog also
many thing happened lately
went ikea
clubs?
fishing?
staying out late at night?
huge expensense?
girls...
hmm life still goes on
and on
and on....
=B

2008-11-02T11:32:00.007+08:00

Let the pics do the talking

wednesday @ play

went school on thursday morning

credits:Rayan

sleep over at adam`s hse till friday....
went to buy mom`s present
watched COFFIN
scare the shit out of him

ok big day Saturday celebrated birthday at river front hotel had loads of food japanese food spree tralalla

Sunday gona stay home till i have plans =(

WEEWAWWA

2008-10-28T21:23:00.003+08:00

school today was tough had pe and plus ytd UBIN trip
totally TIRED!!! and also THE NEW SUBJECT FARKING HARD LAH DHEY
but nvm i got desmond my ass friend who doesn`t wanna club wid me and thanks for tt lambertta badge ahha
ok aishah i swear that i love u soo soo much ok trallla
we are meeting up wid my classmates most probally nxt friday ok
=p

xianrong came over webcamed had fun lol=p

ok thats all i did tired com certified tired too sooo
tatata
love u guys tralalla =p

Past Thursday

2008-10-26T12:01:00.005+08:00

sorry for the late post had many things to do so ya
went for team building activities last thursday...
then to meek my friend and play wid koko...

let pictures do the talking

AHHHH faris!!!
Again faris AHHAH!!
azuan turi yati

went to meet the usual group then met koko

friday went soccer legs tired till now
after soccer we went penni i bought a bag for 20!! ori price 39.90 hahah!!!
i`m cool i know
and i took number from a super cool girl..

ok ytd went out to esplnade with tt super cool girl
wid rime and company
met up wid aishah
many things happened...

went home tada...

most probally i`ll get stuck at home today
call me anyone i wanna go out

Credits Aisha binte lala

2008-10-19T16:05:00.002+08:00

"Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise."

Have u ever wonder whether the friends around u are real?
Whether they are honest with themself and of cos you?
Have it ever cross your mind whether they were bitching about you behind your back
and they pretend to adores you when they are with you?
Do u mind about it?
Do u think that Friends must always approach one another whenever they are going out?
Do u feel that if a friend of yours dont talk to you for one day,its the end of the world?
Do u think its wrong if u were to be honest and direct to your friend about her/his behaviour?
Must we pretend to like them when we actually dont like them in a way?
Must we listen to them all the time?
Give in to them all the time? And dont give a damn about how you feel?
Do u think that its fair to always listen to them and follow what they want?
Have u ever thought about it actually?
Its irony...when u thought that the people u can trust are actually the people u should not trust
Get what I mean?
Its funny how they misuse that trust u have given them and they act as if nothing happens?
Its even more unbelievable when u thought that they are your best companions/buddies
but they are actually feeling like its a waste of time being your friend.
Have u ever thought about it?

"Life is partly what we make it, and partly what is made by the friends whom we choose." - Tehyi Hsieh

Sometimes they say that friends are the ones that are important in your life
They are the spicy ingredients that enhance the dull taste of life
And when u add these ingredients to your life and stir it with little/tons of affection
It actually turns out to be wonderful and tasty
But do u ever realise that one bad ingredient can actually spoil the wonderful and mystical taste of life?
Its up to the individual on how to make the recipe works wonderfully..
U can either sieve the bad ingredient or u can let it be and learn your mistake.
So tell me, is it wrong to filter that bad ingredient in the very first step
Or just let it stay in the recipe and learn from your mistake once the meal is done for tasting?
Would u rather suffer in the later part of tasting the meal or enjoy the very initial part of the meal where the bad ingredient is filtered?
Sometimes to be a great cook u need to experiment with these kind of ingredients
To know what went wrong.
But dont u think its a waste of time to do so? Why not just sieve it in the beginning which will make your life easier and much more better?
Have u ever wonder why these kind of things happen in your life?
Think about it. U might be surprise with the answers you got cos you never know
who your true friends are when the real time comes.

"Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend ..Unjudged, accepted, trusted to the end." - John Boyle O'Reilly

In the mean time, enjoy the company and filter the bad side of them.
Take the better side and inject them in your life.
U might be surprise to see the outcome.
Sometimes I wonder whether the people around me are real or just pretending to be real??
So tell me.
If u feel that u're alone and no one cares for you
Close your eyes and reach out your hand
Cos there is someone out there who is willing to grab hold of that hand
And make sure that they will never let it go once they hold on to it.
Be happy with what u have and make sure they are happy too =)
Cos Friends are Lovers
And Lovers are Friends
Love one another***
And tell them you love them despite their differences and weirdness(haha!)
Okay takecare beautiful people.
daaaaaaa* =)

"False friends aren't always that bad because it shows you about yourself and teaches you to be strong and life goes on."

Saturday

2008-10-18T14:32:00.003+08:00

" I`ll try to find my way, in the diary of Jane "

Just for u...

How do i tell her that i love her?
I look at her clear big eyes
and her slightly open lips.
i desperately wanted to kiss her pink cheeks.
(Funny...I only thought of kissing her cheeks,
but not her lips.)

" Deep and Meaningless "

few photos of people i love

2008-10-17T23:36:00.004+08:00

Sick shit me =D
The little reindeer

toot jia wei
The fatty girl
The haji peoples
The lamest classmates
Banu!Jiang lei
The school mates
The raya people
Thailand trip

We the humans

2008-10-16T21:07:00.002+08:00

Don`t be worried about everything
treasure every moment and do what you wish to do
broaden your view your mind
don`t worry too much about things that are
bothering you
do treasure your loved ones live safely and
peacefully
always be happy to welcome the coming of a new day

LIVE. don`t just exist

3 weekends

2008-10-16T19:22:00.002+08:00

happy as i can be i have 4 days of school thats how my timetable works
had loads of girls recently...decided not to fool around was just being a little cheeky
hmm bored bored bored itss been a long time i posted pictures....i`ll take many photos and up load them like maybe and activity a pic or a post a pic or so ever

" u hid it in my heart ''

Hiatus

2008-10-13T20:30:00.003+08:00

Ifah

Bored lazy waiting for love ahahah silly me, i love many girls alot but none made effort to move towards me =( still i love them alot heehee i`m cheeky its me =D

chatted with Ifah web cam-ed
also Debra
and on the fone with Aisha
till late school tomorrow
sleep earlier...
ttatatat

Dear Sharifah Nabilla again

2008-10-06T00:23:00.004+08:00

Loves-Ifah =D
the silly little twirt hahaah
very cute infact
very loved heehee
gonna sleep tata

Jalan-Raya

2008-10-05T22:00:00.003+08:00

Test for Dementia

B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
Absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
But don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are..?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head onl y.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another &n bsp;1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10 - What is the total?

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
..Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
Imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
Expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
Done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

Sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

DUMMY ! !

PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE

SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE

Today was absolute man
aku jalan raya
it was damn fun i got to eat hell loads to pastries
had tahan pee for long hours in search of toilet
it was totally awesome shits
thanks to: Turi,Azuan,Yati,Faiz,Roy,Rayan,Afiq,Solehin and Faris
my first time jalan raya i swear nxt yr gonna buy baju kurong =D
had a tired day cause the day before went to jianglei house to ton
did a good catch up and his house was damn awesome!!!
really awesome
if he had bought penthouse it would be heaven!!!
okok i`m lazy now lazy to type

" all i need is one girl to swipe me off my feet nd i`m all hers "

2008-10-03T12:45:00.001+08:00

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'

The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.'
What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?

Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.

Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness.... In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling...
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!

2008-10-03T11:52:00.003+08:00

HElloo PEOPLE!!! i got drunk ytd night it was fun...friends we`ll try it again =3

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names.

Anne Chang(Mandarin) - Dirty

Anne Chin(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Carl Cheng(Hokkien) - Buttock

Corrine Tai(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Connie Mah(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Carmen Teng(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Faye Chen(Mandarin) - Dusty

Monica Cheng(Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Paul Chan(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Danny See(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh(Cantonese) - Never die before

2008-10-01T01:38:00.002+08:00

Change Your Thinking

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking.

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room's only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.

Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.

Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.'

The origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.

Do not keep this letter.

I pray you will forward it to all your friends to whom you love.

2008-09-29T14:28:00.001+08:00

Love of yours, its sound tells me that you're concerned about me
That hand of yours that touches my forhead during the days when I'm unwell
Every scene, every episode, they never fade away even though they had passed by however long ago
And every scene, every episode, that kept emphasising the thing that I became since losing you
That I am a stupid person, more so than anyone else, having had true love but was unable to take care of it
Got to know it's value but then it's too late, broken-hearted, however much I thought of reverting the story, I'm able but only to dream
Stick our picture, which was torn apart, back together
But will our paths meet again? Or that I should accept it
Because every scene, every episode, they never fade away even though they had passed by however long ago
And every scene, every episode, that kept emphasising the thing that I became since losing you
Tell me a little, just where there will be a door for me to revert to the nights and days,
that I had you; I'll take a good care of you, once again

I am that stupid person, more so than anyone else, having had true love but was unable to take care of it
Got to know it's value but then it's too late, broken-hearted, however much I thought of reverting the story, I'm able but only to dream.

2008-09-29T14:06:00.003+08:00

“How To Tell If She’s Ready To Be Kissed”

I used to have no idea if a woman was ready to be kissed. I could be sitting there talking to her, thinking to myself “Wow, her lips really look nice...” but I didn't know what to do next. This would often leave me kissless, and many times kissless for good, as I didn't get another chance. Here's what I do now: If I've been talking to a girl, and I want to know if she's ready to be kissed, I'll reach over and touch her hair while we're talking and make a comment about it. I'll say "Your hair looks so soft" and just touch the tips of it. If she smiles and likes this, I'll reach back over and start stroking it again, but this time I also glance down at her lips and back up to her eyes a couple of times. If she lets me keep touching her hair, I know that she's ready to be kissed. By using “The Kiss Test” I've been kind and complimentary, but by being very SUBTLE about it, I haven't given her anything she can object to. I now have a way of knowing if she's ready to be kissed that NEVER gets me rejected—and I know within 5 minutes what it used to take me hours or days to figure out...

Here are a few of the other things you will learn... The difference between how men and women think about dating - and why most women want to keep you from being successful. How to use “secret” body language to keep a woman’s attention. How to approach a new woman that you’d like to meet - and exactly what to say to start a conversation without “pick up lines”. And you'll also get a FREE trial-subscription to David DeAngelo's exclusive Dating Secrets e-Letter...
“Here’s How To Meet And DateThe Kind Of WomenYou’ve Always Wanted” I’ll show you the exact steps and specific directions to help you be more successful with women and dating—and you don't have to be rich or handsome to do it... Dear Friend, Recently I was out with some friends at a local club. I looked over and saw a very attractive woman.

I decided that I'd like to meet her and get her number so I could get a date with her later. I walked over and said a few words to her. Within about 3 minutes she was writing her name and phone number down for me. Keep in mind, this was at a popular club where she was being hit on all night. And I was the one who got her number. Other guys buy drinks, dance, and try for hours— and usually wind up with nothing in these types of situations. But I was able to talk to her and get her number almost instantly. The question is: What did I say to her? How did I do it? If you would have asked me if this was even possible a few years ago, I would have said "No way." But now I do it ALL THE TIME. It's not uncommon for me to go out for an afternoon or evening and come home with 3 or 4 phone numbers from attractive, interesting women. And it doesn't matter where I am. I can go shopping at a mall, out to a nightclub, or even shopping at the super market, and still meet one woman after another. As a matter of fact, my techniques work EVEN BETTER in coffee shops and other 'normal' places.

I have to mention one more thing: I'm a regular guy. I'm 33 years old, I'm only 5'10" tall (short?), and I'm not athletic. I'm a mixture of nationalities, but most people think that I'm Middle Eastern when they first meet me—and I've never been the kind of guy that women approach or ask out. So how did I go from not even being able to TALK to women to now being able to get phone numbers in 3 minutes and as many dates as I want? Unfortunately, Most Men Will Never Have This Kind Of Success With Women I know that you want to be more successful with women. Every guy does. But what do most guys do about it? Nothing. They sit back and take whatever they can get—which is usually nothing. Sure, once in awhile most guys have a little luck and meet a girl that will go out with them. But this usually doesn't happen very often. And just about every guy I've ever talked to would like to have more skills and success when it comes to women.

But here's the interesting part: Most guys won't go out and learn how to be successful with women. They just won't do it. It's as if they had someone say to them when they were young: "You're a loser if you have to learn how to meet women" or "If you're not just acting natural and being yourself then there's something wrong with you." Well I'm here to tell you that these ideas are B.S.! You weren't born knowing other skills like how to walk, how to speak English, or how to drive a car. These are basic skills that you LEARNED when you needed them.

Success with women is just another skill, and any man can learn it if he wants to. One night a few years ago, I got sick and tired of not knowing how to meet women. I was sick and tired of being sick and tired. I couldn't stand the idea that I was going to spend the rest of my life not knowing how to date the kind of women that I wanted. I went on a personal mission, and spent years reading and studying all of the books, tapes, and seminars on how to be successful with women and relationships. But the frustrating part was that most of what I learned was WRONG—most of it simply didn't work when I tried it! Have you ever looked at some of the 'relationship' books like “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?” Those books would be great

-EXCEPT THAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO MEET WOMEN!

All most books talk about is what to do after you're already dating a woman. They don't tell you ANYTHING about how to meet and attract women. These books only work if you've already got a girlfriend - they do almost nothing to teach you HOW TO GET ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE! And the books that do teach you how to meet women are mostly old, outdated, or just plain bizarre. Even worse, there are books out there like "The Rules" that teach women exactly how to manipulate men in order to get them to buy women expensive gifts and marry them by playing mind games. The sad truth is that most men give up and never have the kind of success that they want with women—they give up and settle for a woman that isn't what they REALLY want—or worse—they settle for no women at all. It Doesn’t Have To Be This Way! This is where I come in. I've spent the last few years learning everything there is to know about MEETING women and about what causes them to feel attracted to men.

For a long time my friends have been watching me date all of these amazing women and saying "You have to write a book... You have to write a book..." So that's what I've done. I've taken the time to write down everything that I've learned and discovered in my new book in plain, easy-to-understand language. A good friend of mine showed me how to publish the book online and make it available to you for instant download. The book is called “Double Your Dating: What Every Man Should Know About How To Be More Successful With Women”. I've learned that most men do exactly the WRONG things in most situations with women. In my book, I'll teach you the RIGHT things to do. If you don't know anything about meeting women, and would like to get this part of your life handled, this book will help you. If you're already good with women, this book will make you better. You might want to become a Don Juan who meets new women all the time. You might be looking to meet one special woman. Or attract a particular woman that you've had your eye on. That's fine. Whatever your situation, this book will help you. By the way, this isn't some repackaged book from the 1970s that's filled with ridiculous ideas and cheesy out-of-date pick-up lines. This book is full of fresh, original ideas all backed by years of my own personal psychological research and my own real world experience learning from scratch. I'm not kidding around with you - I learned all this stuff the hard way. You won't find this kind of information in any other book

- I guarantee it. I've decided to publish this manual only as an 'eBook'... which means that you can download it and start learning these secrets immediately— right from the privacy and comfort of your computer...

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And I'll talk to you again soon.Your Friend,David DeAngeloP.S. Do some friends a favor, and FORWARD this article to their email addresses. It might be the biggest gift you ever give them.

2008-09-29T02:10:00.003+08:00

“The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU ProbablyMake With Women"

—And What To Do About It...”

MISTAKE #1: BeingToo Much Of A “Nice Guy”

Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys?
Of course you have.
Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU.
What's going on here?
It's actually very simple...
Women don't base their choices of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them.
And guess what?
Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION.
And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you.
I realize that this doesn't make a lot of logical sense, and it's hard to ACCEPT... but GET OVER IT.
Until you accept this FACT and begin to act on it, you'll NEVER have the success with women that you want.

MISTAKE #2: Trying To“Convince Her To Like You"

What do most guys do when they meet a woman that they REALLY like... but she's just notinterested?
Right! They try to "convince" the woman to feel differently.
Well, I have news for you... YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE HOW A WOMAN "FEELS" WHEN IT COMES TO ATTRACTION!
Never, ever, EVER.
You cannot CONVINCE a woman to feel differently about you with "logic and reasoning".
Think about it.
If a woman doesn't "feel it" for you, how in the world do you expect to change that FEELING by being "reasonable" with her?
But we all do it.
When a woman just isn't interested, we beg, plead, chase, and do our best to change her mind.
Bad idea. One that will never work.

MISTAKE #3: "Looking To HerFor Approval Or Permission"

In our desire to please women (which we mistakenly think will make them like us), us guys are always doing things to get a woman's "approval" or "permission".
Another HORRIBLE idea.
Women are NEVER attracted to the types of men who kiss up to them... EVER.
Don't get me wrong here.
You don't have to treat women BADLY for them to like you.
But if you think that treating a woman well means "always getting her approval and permission for things", think again.
You will never succeed by looking for approval. Women actually get ANNOYED at men who seek their approval.
Doubt me? Just ask any attractive woman if Wussy guys who chase her around and want her approval annoy her...

MISTAKE #4: "Trying To “Buy” Her Affection With Food And Gifts"

How many times have you taken a woman out to a nice dinner, bought her gifts and flowers, and had her REJECT you for someone who didn't treat her even HALF as well as you did?
If you're like me, then you've had it happen a LOT.
Well guess what?
It's only NATURAL when this happens...
That's right, I said NATURAL.
When you do these things, you send a clear message:
"I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I'm going to try to buy your attention and affection".Your good intentions usually come across to women as over-compensation for insecurity, and weak attempts at manipulation. That's right, I said that women see this as MANIPULATION.

MISTAKE #5: Sharing“How You Feel” Too Early InThe Relationship With Her

Another huge and unfortunate mistake that most men make with women is sharing how they "feel" too early on.
Attractive women are rare.
And they get a LOT of attention from men.
Most men don't realize this, but attractive women are being approached in one way or another ALL THE
An attractive woman is often approached several times a DAY by men who are interested. This translate into dozens of times per week, and often HUNDREDS of times per month.
And guess what?
Attractive women have usually dated a LOT of men.
That's right. They have EXPERIENCE.
They know what to expect.
And one thing that turns an attractive women off and sends her running away faster than just about anything is a guy who starts saying "You know, I really, REALLY like you" after one or two dates.
This signals to the woman that you're just like all the other guys who fall for her too fast... and can't control themselves.

Don't do it. Lean back. Relax.
There's a much better way...

MISTAKE #6: Not “Getting” How Attraction Works For Women

Women are VERY different from men when it comes to ATTRACTION.
You need to accept this fact, and deal with it.
When a man sees a beautiful, young, sexy woman, he INSTANTLY feels a sexual attraction.
But does the same apply for women?
Do women feel sexual attraction to men based mostly on looks? Or is something else going on?
Well, after studying this topic for over five full years now, I can tell you that women usually have their "attraction mechanisms" triggered by things OTHER than looks.
Have you ever noticed that you see a lot more average and unattractive men with beautiful women than the other way around?
Think about it.
Women are more attracted to certain qualities in men... and they're attracted to the way a man makes them FEEL than they are to looks alone.
If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman.
But it's not an accident. You have to LEARN how to do this.
And ANY guy can learn how...

MISTAKE #7: Thinking That ItTakes Money And Looks

One of the most common mistakes that guys make is giving up before they've even gotten started... because they think that attractive women are only interested in men who have looks and money... or guys who are a certain height... or guys who are a certain age.
And sure, there are some women who are only interested in these things.
But MOST women are far more interested in a man's personality than his wallet or his looks.
There are personality traits that attract women like a magnet...
And if you learn what they are and how to use them, YOU can be one of these guys.
YOU DO NOT have to "settle" for a woman just because you aren't rich, tall, or handsome.
Let me say this again: If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman.

MISTAKE #8: Giving AwayAll Of Your Power To Women

Earlier I mentioned that it's a mistake to look to a woman for approval or permission.
Well, another similar tactic that a lot of guys use is GIVING AWAY THEIR POWER to women.
Said differently, guys try to get women to like them by doing whatever the woman wants.
Another bad idea...
Women are NEVER attracted to men that they can walk all over... Women aren't attracted to Wussies!

MISTAKE #9: Not KnowingEXACTLY What To Do In EachType Of Situation With Women

Now I'm going to blow your mind...
A woman ALWAYS knows what you're thinking.
Women are approximately TEN TIMES better than men at reading body language. That's ten TIMES.
I know, it might be hard to believe. But for example, if you're out on a date with a woman, and you want to kiss her, she knows it.
And if you don't know exactly what to do and exactly HOW to kiss her, and you just sit there looking at her and getting nervous, she won't help!
And this goes for ALL aspects of women and dating...
Approaching a woman, getting her number, asking her out, kissing her, getting physical... everything.
If you don't know what to do in each situation, you will probably screw it up... and LOSE EVERYTHING.
And you KNOW it.
It is VITALLY important that you know EXACTLY how to go from one step to the next with a woman... from the first meeting, all the way to the bedroom.

MISTAKE #10: Not Getting HELP

This is the biggest mistake of all.
This is the mistake that keeps most men from EVER having the kind of success with women that they truly want.
I know, guys don't like to make themselves look weak or helpless. We don't like to ask for help.
Hey, I've been there myself.
Let me tell you a little about me and how I figured out how to be successful with women...
About five years ago I became fed up with the fact that I didn't know how to approach, meet, and get dates with women that I was attracted to.
It frustrated the hell out of me.
One night I was out with a friend, and I saw a woman I wanted to ask out, but I just couldn't get up the nerve to do it. I can still remember that night... right on the spot I made the decision to do whatever it took to learn how to be successful with women and dating.
Well, after a lot of hard work and trying all kinds of crazy things, I finally figured it all out.
I can now approach just about any woman and get her number almost instantly. I've dated models, I've dated actresses, and I've dated nice, normal, regular girls as well.
It has been a very rewarding experience. I no longer feel that sick, insecure feeling... like I don't know how to meet women... and I might wind up alone.
I know that anytime, anywhere, I can go out and meet attractive women.
I've written a book on the topic, and I've done seminars on both coasts of the United States... and taught tens of thousands of men all around the world.

END

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ROMANCE

2008-09-25T16:21:00.004+08:00

A relationship always starts sweetly
and ends up..
you throwing her clothes out of the front door
calling her a whore...
end of story
love doesn`t bring u anywhere but
relationship does

Meow Meow Meow

BORED BORED BORED

2008-09-25T16:13:00.002+08:00

Anyone ask me out please
its so fucking bored and anyone got job intro?

2008-09-24T14:24:00.002+08:00

Hello fellow friends who frequent my blogs
have a nice day ahead of u =D

this few days is pretty boring
so anyone have a job pls intro me thanks alot
and peoples do tagg if not
i wouldn`t know am i posting to walls or what
haha thanks alot people while i search for funny stuff and do comment lah!!
tatat tc everyone
i`ll learn to use punctuation marks soon hahaha

Youtubing

2008-09-23T16:11:00.009+08:00

Just Surrender

I LOVE CONNIE!!!

laugh your ass off!!!

Dear Sharifah Nabilla

2008-09-21T16:34:00.011+08:00

Guess Which is me HAHAH

2008-09-19T01:54:00.008+08:00

80++ Things to take note

2008-09-18T23:13:00.002+08:00

Girls dont understand guys most of the times, read up on these and u never know u might gain useful knowledge about guys -Girls,please read and digest the ones in RED especially..... =))

Guys read and analyse whether its true, read the ones in ORANGE especially...=)

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad
characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. Guys cry!!!

12. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

13. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and
this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

14. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

15. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never
mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

16. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

17. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

18. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for
you.

19. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

20. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

21. Guys hate gays!

22. Guys love their moms.

23. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

24. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t
mean that the guy likes her.

25 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

26. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

27. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

28. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

29. Guys are very open about themselves.

30. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t
let him wait that long.

31. No guy is bad when he is courting

32. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

33. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that
much pretty.

34. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

35. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

36. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.

37. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

38. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

39. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

40. Guys virtually brag about anything.

41. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

42. Guys think too much.

43. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

44. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!

45. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

46. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be
hard for him to let go of that girl.

47. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they
broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

48. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

49. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying,”Please come and listen to me”

50. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

51. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

52. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be
sure unless the girl tells him.

53. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

54. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

55. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

56. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of
rejection.

57. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

58. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than
attracting guys.

59. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic
is about girls.

60. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

61. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable
decisions but still love them more.

62. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

63. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

64. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know
them,they’ll realize they’re wrong.

65. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too
stubborn to deal with it.

66. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

67. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

68. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is
already thinking of a way out.

69. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at
fixing things.

70. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s
criticizing you.

71. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance,ignore him.

72. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you...... (????)

73. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at u and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

74. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

75. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in
front of you!

76. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

77. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you!!! (true!)

78. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

79. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

80. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

81. Guys hate girls who overreact.

82. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

83. GUys go crazy about girls with nices smelling hair.

Relationship Guru -Tips on how to

2008-09-16T16:44:00.004+08:00

-How to hook a girl-

3 steps to hooking a girl

-(Girls will come to you)-

Just be yourself, be relax and comfortable. (Do not try to be someone that you are not)

Reason: To let people know that "you" are "yourself" and "you" are not faking it.

Do not JERK around meaning do not try to do things to "impress" girls.

Reason: You might not know it might make you look like a fool or some dumb clown.

Be a gentleman -Eg: Open door for the girls, ladies first policy, do not be over-protective and over-reactive. So just be yourself in a "manly" way.

Reason: Being a gentleman would make you stand out of crowd, good girls goes for good guys.

( If you manage to do this 3 things girls would be attracted to you)
-And they will come to you...

-How to maintain a relationship-

Be honest to each other in all ways NEVER ever cheat or lie.

Reason: A lie takes another to cover up and it will never end, being honest you`ll have no guilt.

Respecting each other do open up to each other you could ask for opinions
from each other on how to spice up your couple life and even on ways to improve on the relationship.

Reason: Be respectful to each other and open up so that you could "exchange" complains instead of quarreling over them. Having small talks to improve usually would be healthy to a relationship.

Maintain space between you and your partner and be understanding like accepting friends from both parties Eg: How would you feel if your "partner" ask you to leave your friends. So do not be over protective over her make her understand you and your friends.

Reason: Maintain space between you and your partner so that you do not drift too far and also not too near friends could be an issue cause men cannot live without "THE BAND OF BROTHERS" and at the same time if a girl can`t stand your buddies... she can`t stand you too.So do understand each other and respect the decision so as i said before do open up to each other.

Well my arms are tired from all these typing ha that's all for today
if you want more information do comment on my post
and the second part of the post might be probably up by tomorrow
so do be back for the second part meanwhile
try these steps

Note: Part 2 will be about ways to communicate
what to do on date and many other tips.

This is from real life survey credits to the lovely Aussie lady
and it not some copies from books or what so do ask for permission for Copyrights.

Tags reply

2008-09-16T16:26:00.003+08:00

Imai: hi idiot

Derick:What idot meet soon lah ass

Corin: HI. IMY (:

Derick:ha i don`t hahah

Shawn: Dude!..share the info leh.hahaas..

Derick:haha sure comng out already

● Beverly: heyhey!
Derick:hoho =D

MOOO~

2008-09-13T00:22:00.002+08:00

Might be moving my blog cause blogger kinda sucks
its damn less thing i mean little "equipment"
its too easy to use hahah and not attractive
and lods of fake blog residues hangs round

anyway its late tonight went town today
spen quite alot so gotta cut down abit and find a job soon
went to wisma today acc Corin go do hp
after that met sayang Aishah at wheelocks
then makan at burger king...

headed off to esplanade
they wouldn`t let me watch live bands perform
went to starbucks under bridge
chill out
headed home

chatted with the lovely lady
have hell loads of information on getting girls haha
gonna summarise and blog tomorrow
and too i migth be making a blog on
(baking for dogs)
ahaha manja kan teehee

okok gotta sleep aye!!!
thanks to the lovely lady who gave me so much info
have a nice weekend ahead=D

" Be Cool Not Fool "

Holiday!!!

2008-09-08T20:51:00.001+08:00

Whoots holiday ends at 13th oct
had my papers today easier then i thought hahaha
gonna pass for sure =)

went for singapore binale ytd volunteer preview
damn cool arts over there!!!
gonna have loads of fun there for sure

well took photos
only 1 art piece damn cool
i`ll post it later anyway
tickets for adults is $10 student,children $5 and grandpa and mas $5
located at cityhall area spread all around
supreme court , esplanade there and marina bay
worth taking a look they have really great arts

black infront

colour behind

cool kan!!!
u guys should check it out!!!

anyway been to adam house today watch him play maple then
.....eh watch bleach movie damn awesome!!!
that is all for today...

HOLIDAY MOOD ON!!!

Five lessons to make you think about the way we treat people

2008-09-07T02:03:00.004+08:00

> 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

> During my second month of college, our professor
> gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student
> and had breezed through the questions until I read
the last one:

> 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?'

> Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the
> cleaning woman several times. She was tall,
> dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name?

> I handed in my paper, leaving the last question
> blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if
> the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

> 'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers,
> you will meet many people. All are significant. They
> deserve your attention and care, even if all you do
> is smile and say 'hello.'

> I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her
> name was Dorothy.

> 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain

> One night, at 11:3 0 p.m., an older African American
> woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway
> trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had
> broken down and she desperately needed a ride.
> Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car.
> A young white man stopped to help her, generally
> unheard of in those conflict-filled 60s.. The man
> took her to safety, helped her get assistance and
> put her into a taxicab.

> She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his
> address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a
> knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a
> giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A
> special note was attached..

> It read:
> 'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway
> the other night. The rain drenched not only my
> clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along.
> Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying
> husband's bedside just before he passed away.. God
> bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving
> others.'

> Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.

> 3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.

> In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,
> a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and
> sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him..

> 'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked.

> 'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress.

> The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and
> studied the coins in it.

> 'Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?' he inquired.

> By now more people were waiting for a table and the
> waitress was growing impatient.

> 'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied.

> The little boy again counted his coins.

> 'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said.

> The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on
> the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice
> cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress
> came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the
> table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish,
> were two nickels and five pennies..

> You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had
> to have enough left to leave her a tip.

> 4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.

> In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a
> roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if
> anyone would remove the huge rock Some of the
> king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by
> and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the
> King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did
> anything about getting the stone out of the way.

> Then a peasant came along carrying a load of
> vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the
> peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the
> stone to the side of the road. After much pushing
> and straining, he finally succeeded. After the
> peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed
> a purse lying in the road where the boulder had
> been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note
> from the King indicating that the gold was for the
> person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The
> peasant learned what many of us never understand!

> Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

> 5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...

> Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a
> hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who
> was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only
> chance of recovery appeared to be a blood
> transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had
> miraculously survived the same disease and had
> developed the antibodies needed to combat the
> illness.. The doctor explained the situation to her
> little brother, and asked the little boy if he would
> be willing to give his blood to his sister.

> I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a
> deep breath and saying, 'Yes I'll do it if it will
> save her.' As the transfusion progressed, he lay in
> bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did,
> seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his
> face grew pale and his smile faded.

> He looked up at the doctor and asked with a
> trembling voice, 'Will I start to die right away'.

> Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the
> doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his

> sister all of his blood in order to save her but he had chosen to save her anyway.

2008-09-04T14:31:00.001+08:00

I`ll be back for 2nd post
hell loads shit happening these days
damn i`ve got no life
miss my old life....

" i`m Derick , you can`t change me "

Drizle Drazzle Dazzle

2008-08-23T15:14:00.004+08:00

Rainy day ahead...
doesn`t look good
stuck at home pretty bored
no phone calls,no messages and no plan
guess have to spend half of the day at home
might be going out later...
have been real tired lately
no idea why i`ve been sleeping early though

my lappie crashed leaving me with this
PATHETIC desktop no complains it works anyway
went to do community service at jamiya home today
kids there were so cute
and gotta claim my psea asap

what a boring day....

hopefully to post again tonight

Ok i`m back for the second post!!!
tralalalalaala,kralalaalala,walalalalala
feeling tired and somehow pissed
apparently certain peoples doesn`t wan me around
so i guess i should meddle with them anymore either
So called friends ehh...
goodbye "hi bye friends"
ain`t gonna waste my time doing nothing
gonna study hard make it big
i`ll own everyone
BOO!!! hahah

" HEY HO ASSHOLES "

Ayat Ayat Cinta

2008-08-13T22:32:00.003+08:00

Well day is over
i miss Eza really misses her lot
thinking of her watever i do reminds me of her
how i wish she stood by me
anyway thats the past
all i could is to jus hope...

school`s bored like chicken fagg today
not much work done today
late for school
lifeskill as usual nth one

so finish around 12
went slacking at 937
till 5++
went tampines top up bus card
left $30 now how survive till nxt month
fuck lah!!!

so anyway bumped into alyssa today
not much change
caught up with each other
went walking round tm and cs
same old shops its the compian that matters afterall
so chit chatted till 7++
then went home....

trallala end....

" Corin Hugs for u =D "

i love becky mwack mwack
GAA!!!

Hello Goodbye

2008-08-12T01:14:00.002+08:00

Late into night
its been 4 day since i had a good sleep
been running about
all night long
with friends
so anyway i decided to be a good boy and stay at home today

my brother brought a fish tank home today for me
so that i can breed pets i can`t wait to have pet!!!
tralalala!!!

so anyway i went haji lane yesterday came home around morning
and spent half the night at desker and only to head home
in the early morning
and before that me and friends went haji lane for sheesha
wow awesome time
duh i`m tired going to sleep now

goodnight!

National day aka Freebis day

2008-08-09T13:41:00.006+08:00

Awesome i`m tired real tired cos...
this week have been a fucking crappy week
time is passing so fast
exams coming have to mug hard already

anyway check this note out

'The new Singapore note'hahaha isn`t that cool i edited it =D
it belongs to my friend i took his money and draw while he`s asleep
hahha wonder what will happen if vendor sees the note HAHAH!!

Derick is tired cos he had not been sleeping for past 2 days
skipped school din go ite yishun heehee
another reason is there was BBQ so i nvr go lor...
lazy mah tired u know ton the whole night
in the girls toilet
had really loads of fun portable BBQ pit i DIY-ed heehee
but too bad not much photo taken until morning we took photo with sun rise
and it was freaking awesome
check out these photos

sun rising
still rising
then fall down
Hahaha stupid caption
so ya and thanks for the night people
espically to; iD,turi,yati,faiz,zul,miza,ayu,dira,faiz,sholz,rayan and rest of the class
bloody hell desmond ps me and stupid adam paitao

and guess what Azuan handphone got stolen
and its an insider job
i know who is it
i know how he did it
he`s too stupid for me
i`m a much highly skill to do such trick
i know ur every little move
hahaha jus kidding....jus making a wild guess

so anyway it happens on (Thursday going Friday)
and the nxt morning headed home before that went finding ayu...but she left
and we duno where she went hp off...

off to home and sleep

nxt event woke up round 9++ suppose to wake up meet at 5 but
dad bastard me din woke me up...
so anyway i went out still....
went haji lane ton the night out thanks to barry =D
and not forgetting my friends so call call friends eh forever ps me
i dunno why i still hang out wid u guys
hahah assholes.....

i`ll jack ass u guys!!!

okok tired tata till the next post

many things to write jus too lazy and
no pic cus kinda lazy to xnap....hahah

tata.........

"when the cold wind blows i jus wan u by my side so i could keep u warm"

KangeroOOooO Jack

2008-08-05T20:34:00.002+08:00

I`d be lying if i say that i`m happy...

things had really gone bad for me
fights with parents....
friends with stupid attitudes...
it isn`t really happy for me

Happiness only last a few seconds
too bad but its the truth

don`t you think so?

i think so...

Thinking back of my life
i never was really happy
it was just s happy mask or maybe
a happy pill i popped in....

School starts very early
and i spend my time doing nothing therefore
i dun really have much time for work
i`m getting dumber and i lost some irons...

I`m going back into my same old steps
pick myself up once again =)
tata....

" After all life should be meaningful
not just a pool of tears... "

2008-07-30T22:20:00.002+08:00

What a bored day today~~
fucking tired shit
followed friends around
they are true boring
ask me out nvr entertain me
Derick is changing =D to a super hero
therefore i made a list of what i gonna do...

And out there in the world there are millions
and millions of peoples who have nothing
to do with me,who don`t even know me.
They could get on perfectly well without me,
and i could get on perfectly well without them.

Treasure the ones you love
or shall regret....

tatta nights
" For my soul i`ll differ "

Why so serious?

2008-07-29T18:57:00.003+08:00

Went for movies ytd till late
with 5D,dan,bonn,ruzai
5* for the show
i mus say the money is worth it haha
although the ending is kinda
(director lazy) you know what i mean

so that is all for yesterday
and well today
finish school at 4 went home straight
bath and uses computer...
so many things to do wah!!!
seriously alot things to do lor
kinda busy and bored
and moodless man!!!

yawns.....stayed home the whole day feeling so uneasy
bored like fuck lah!!!!

but have many things to do lazy ehhh
okok tata gtg byebye =D

" Help me say those words out loud "

H-01

2008-07-27T14:09:00.003+08:00

Went chalet yesterday
nt much fun though so i went home early
sorry guys
louis,fan,leh,dan,bon,and 5 was there
guess ther ton the night out there
jaz and ron wasn`t there

happiness was short-lived
this few days was boring
life became really bored
i need love badly
sound despo eh

ronnie says mine will come one day
i`ll jus have to wait
guess i`ve gotta stay hm today...
so bored man!!!

ok gtg go
maybe back for second post

" Till the day i die i seal my heart for you "

Airport

2008-07-26T14:30:00.003+08:00

Night out at the airport

it was freezing cold

my heart feeling sour didn`t know what to do

why must there be love?

things gets complicated

its the source of trouble...

credits to 5,Dan,Bon,Jaz,Ronnie
thanks for the night
thought it was quiet

many things seems to change
things wasn`t the same anymore

everyone change

everything change
i wasn`t as cheerful as before
i know

having cough
its time for me maybe to stop smoking
i had to live for myself but nt anyone else
i did what i can do
if its not mine..
it wouldn`t be mine
and i would have to let go....

things isn`t as easy as u think
i`m a pretty emotional guy
i need love to survive

i know this sound stupid

but this is me

i`m all alone no close friends no nth
no goals
no friends with common interest
so call friends thinks i`m joking half the time
but this is me
friends ask me out jus for the fun of it
they don`t really mind if i was there

i don`t know why does this always happen to me
i`m sick and tired i wan a retreat
i surrender...

i need a partner who will stand by me by all means
i need friends who really cares about me
this sound sad
its too good to be true

i screw relationships up
it isn`t my fault
maybe i`m bad at it and i`ll jus learn from it...

anyway yesterday wasn`t of much fun
spending most of my time alone
despite having"friends" around

i`m sad
but
at the same time i must be happy
afterall....

" I live for myself and not for anyone else "

2008-07-25T16:09:00.003+08:00

5 Days just passes by

same old boring schedule
school out home
feeling pretty tired
haven been getting much sleep

so emo my blog
so i decided to change colour
it does help a little
i`ll live my live to the fullest
my day will come

i might blog everyday if i had less friends
more time
more sleep
god bless me get more of those

life is pretty boring after all
lets kick some life into it =D

"Eat a chicken"

Lord is Back!!!

2008-07-20T21:55:00.002+08:00

Happy birthday to u my dear brother!!!
ok have been real slack this few days
never bother to go online sorry peoples
i`ll leave my contact no. 91164406

in case of emergency then call me
no prank calls
have been running about
to carnivals,haji lane,slacking most of the time
doing nothing
rather be outside then be home
i think its time for me to change for the better

went for BBQ ytd wasn`t as fun as i thought sorry guys!!!
Jaz had to go home sad sad
i didn`t know what to do then
i`m crazily into her gaaa!!!!
she a superb nonsense but sometimes kind of nice

heehee went haji before that and ya meet in the late afternon
nothing significan happened!!!

hmm thats for all i`m hungry
going down for dinner bye....
till i update

thanks for linking and those lil messages taggers =D